By invitation · San Diego · 21+

Slow hands.
Low light.
Fair trade.

Sensual massage, hot tub nights and slow afterglow. By invitation only.

Price list, in full: a massage costs one massage. You pay with your hands, after.

Extras · after dark

The sensual options.

Add one to any massage. Each is talked through before the oil comes out, agreed on out loud, and never assumed. A safeword is set before anything starts.

Spicy

Happy Ending

The full service finish.

The session ends the way sessions were always meant to. Grown-up, consensual, discussed before the oil comes out and never assumed.

20 min
CostsOne happy endingReturned in kind, at a time of my choosing. Karma, basically.
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Spicy

Rope Play

Soft cotton, slow knots.

Decorative and sensory rope work with soft cotton or jute. Beginner-friendly ties, safety shears always within reach, and a safeword agreed before the first wrap.

30 min
CostsOne knot lessonTeach me one knot I do not know. Or try to.
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Warm

Tickling Session

Feathers, fingertips, zero mercy.

A structured tickle session with feathers, brushes and fingertips. You choose the intensity and the no-go zones. Laughing counts as cardio.

20 min
CostsOne tickle fightBest of three. Loser makes the drinks.
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Mellow

Hot Stones

Warm basalt, slow heat.

Heated stones placed and glided along the spine, shoulders and legs to melt whatever the hands did not. Adds a dreamy fifteen minutes to any massage.

15 min
CostsOne cup of teaMade properly, after. Loose leaf if you are showing off.
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Hot tub

Already at temperature when you arrive.

Private hot tub under string lights, towels warmed, a drink in your hand. Add to any session or book the tub on its own.

  • String lights, warmed towels, a drink poured
  • Add to any massage or book the tub on its own
  • Costs one cold drink. Bring something cold to share. Fancy seltzer counts.
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How it works

Three steps. Zero invoices.

01

Pick your session

Choose a massage, stack on extras, add the tub. The site totals what you will owe in massages.

02

Pick a night

Live calendar, real availability. You get a text to confirm, and the address the morning of.

03

Show up. Melt. Settle up.

Afterwards you pay the bill: one shoulder massage, one leg massage, one tickle fight. Whatever the menu said.

Bryan, lead masseur
BryanLead Masseur · Hot Tub Captain

Your masseur

Meet Bryan.

Warm hands, slow pace, zero rush. Bryan learned the honest way: on friends who kept coming back. Expect sunset lighting, a playlist that knows what it's doing, and a hot tub already at temperature when you walk in.

Warm hands, guaranteedHot tub captainSunset-only lightingFull-service menu
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Afterglow

Happy clients, in silhouette.

Faces stay private around here. The reviews do not.

“I came for a shoulder rub and left a puddle. Paid with one of the worst shoulder massages of all time and he still said thank you.”

A regularMission Bay · Full Body Smooth★★★★★

“Hot tub at temperature, lights low, playlist perfect. Then the scalp thing. I don't remember driving home.”

Sunset crewPacific Beach · Hot Tub + Scalp★★★★★

“Booked it as a joke. Showed up as a skeptic. Rebooked before I had my shoes back on. The leg massage I owe him is pending.”

First-timerNorth Park · Foot Massage★★★★★

“Ten out of ten, would lose a tickle fight again.”

Repeat offenderOcean Beach · Buttocks + Tickling★★★★★

At the end of every booking

Your massage has a number.

Your name and birthdate get run through real Pythagorean numerology the moment you book. You get your Life Path, the pressure, scent and playlist it calls for, and one line of advice for the table.

Peek at your number first

Lights are already low.

Book a night. Bring your hands.

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A private home studio in San Diego. The address lands in your texts once you book.